Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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