Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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