? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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