you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
wow bdsm is so cute
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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