no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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