If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
