Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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