big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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