I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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