my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
