just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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