Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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