so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
