Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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