You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless