One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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