he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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