Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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