i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just forgot I was standing up.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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