idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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