Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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