I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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