All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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