tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
