hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
he was CRYING into my vagina
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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