I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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