I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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