Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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