What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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