some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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