In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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