i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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