There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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