Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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