Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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