I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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