I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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