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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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