Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
