3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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