Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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