Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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