Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We were destined to go to rehab together
i've created a new STD.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
