I wanna passion pit in your ass
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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