i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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