Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry