the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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