I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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