sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have fence marks all over my body
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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