She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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