She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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