Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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