therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Panties = found
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
