dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Im part way to drunk.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
