He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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