I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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