I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
